"Monsoon season has officially started."

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

for years now I've wondered why they can't use a tracker in the football to know exactly where it should be placed....

"How could technology make football even better?"

Xena Sex Parody

The first Black Babes Work The Shaft was a cinematic achievement. So much shaft worked. Then the inevitable sequel Black Babes Work The Shaft 2, while visually stunning, failed to deliver on the sheer amount of shaft promised, or at least, implied. However, it was still a fun jaunt.

Gronk or Lynch will decide this game.

Nothing like a surprise tarp and lube party at an unexpecting friend's house

I bet you Aaron Hernandez would kill to be able to watch the Super Bowl.

"You hear that word, you've got to walk out of the room," Garsh said. "Distance yourself."

"...why it was spiked post-publication"

+1

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I think the only person that could really say this is a personal injury lawyer in the Buffalo/Niagara region.

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

Fixed.

don't forget STABBINGS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

You keep using division and conference interchangeably, and I really don't like it.