Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

You know, if somehow you could've worked in a reference to Tommy Bartlett I would have given you the Nobel Peace Prize for Most Puns Involving the State of Insanity That Is Wisconsin.

pulls on +1 lever

so, so dumb. +1

Walker, Ex's Anger.

James Dolan immediately signs Houston to a max contract.

I've only had one girlfriend (out of 5 serious ones) who was really into it. It was awesome. I think the prep work that needs to be done, both by the fucker and the fuckee, can't be stressed enough. In my experience, it was never a spur of the moment thing like when a porn star just says, "I want you to fuck my ass,"…

"Broaching The Subject"

Richardson remained hopeful that things would work out for him, whereas the Colts stood by their initial request that he do the workouts himself.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

InflateGate

Happy to see "keister" still plays in the midwest.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

I actually agree with you. But you're this close to sounding like an anti-vaxxer.

I'll stand by my original, "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" line of thinking.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

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Psshhh-not even the best pizza snack mom fake commercial THIS WEEK: