"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

He never catches that ball without the referee picking Revis.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Until now Fallon just assumed "photobombing" was when the photos don't get any laughs either.

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

FWIW, the Jeter argument was made in our chat room, not on the site—and by that point I was actively antagonizing Drew.

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

"Still, he's no Dan Marino" — drunk Dolphin fan, somewhere, unsure of whether he buys his own bullshit

"Monsoon season has officially started."

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Xena Sex Parody

The first Black Babes Work The Shaft was a cinematic achievement. So much shaft worked. Then the inevitable sequel Black Babes Work The Shaft 2, while visually stunning, failed to deliver on the sheer amount of shaft promised, or at least, implied. However, it was still a fun jaunt.

Gronk or Lynch will decide this game.

I bet you Aaron Hernandez would kill to be able to watch the Super Bowl.

"You hear that word, you've got to walk out of the room," Garsh said. "Distance yourself."

"...why it was spiked post-publication"

+1

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."