Definitively proving that Belichick blew the balls up himself, orally.

Looks like someone hasn't read the new Kinja terms of service.

Scientist Scoffs At Theory Put Forward Regarding Formation And Explanation Of Stars: "It Sounds Like Just A Lot of Hot Air"

The explanation is quite simple; Stevan Ridley was on the IR for most of the season.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

Wow, in that close up, he looks like Bill Belichick's fat older brother.

"I wouldn't pay that much for a dick pic"

Someone definitely needs to explain this. I mean, who buys an NFC Championship photo collage?

Best part of this article?

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet.

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Shouldn't you go back to editing "Grantland", Mr. Simmons?

How about actresses that pull the goalie when they know their relationship is heading south?

My favorite is the 76ers one:

The refs allowed the Patriots to use the Colt's balls....therefore....covering up what NE was doing!!!111!! Refgazi!!!11!!

About 2/3rds of the country thinks the Patriots cheat. And about 2/3rds of the country think the Patriots will win the Super Bowl.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.