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"Some guys like them round... some guys like them tacky."

Jeez, what's with these weak interview questions?

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HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

Sure enough, as soon as Belichick walked in he sucked the air right out of the room.

The Patriots get caught cheating once every few years.

Tell me more, all-knowing Quelch.

"The NFL of the 1990s was weird as hell."

"Yeah, that's what they tell me."
-Troy Aikman

This might be the first time in super bowl media coverage that a team will complain about too many soft ball questions.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Ugh.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

I can't take this. Will someone please post a GIF of that punter getting kicked in the face from the beginning of the season?

Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.