The Curt Schilling vs. Bill Walton Creation vs. Evolution debate is gonna be awesome.

San Francisco hired my wife's college boyfriend?

I've held different positions, and I keep my spoon in my soup. I don't taste your soup.

Paquette fights like Kevin Garnett.

But Tomas Vokoun does agree..

Skiba: [checks himself]

Clint Malarchuk doesn't agree with your "nearly decapitates himself" assessment.

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.

Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

Scanners carried more than 40 reports of fires, mostly in dumpsters, but with at least three couches set ablaze

Guess all we can do is sit around and wait until the crushing pressure near kills Urban Meyer.

Again.

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

Thanks Ohio State!

Your tears, they taste so good.

and what a glorious story it is. Duck fan tears are so nourishing

Sure sounds like you know what you;re doing. Would you like to interview for head coach?

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."