It's hard to see, but trust me.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Well maybe if you approached her with a bigger stick she'd be more willing to play along?

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

She looks just like my wife when I approach her mouth with a little stick.

apparently youve never heard of boston.

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.

Not being experienced in live television, the professor misunderstood the producer's instruction to lower her voice.

Tom?

He throws up once a week, because Craggs was born with a trick esophagus with a separate chamber where food will occasionally get lodged and cause severe acid reflux. When that happens, he has to head over to the bathroom to yak up a piece of chicken covered in throat mucus, and then go about his business.

Gronk will spike it, and millions shall be moist.

Oh you poor naive soul.

Usually when there's an attempted Muhammad dunk that results in a different outcome than expected, the CIA gets criticized a decade later.

The book's protagonist is not a football fan, but merely an observer as her husband (a Jets fan) and his buddies watch on NFL Sundays.

More like Deep Threat, amirite?!?!?!