Pictured: Chris Christie involved in another fucked up traffic jam.

That is actually revolting.

I'm seriously confused ....is NJ no longer home to the Giants?

Fuck Roger Goodell's NFL. This game was rigged.

There is so much awful in this gif.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

from reading the prior deadspin post, looks like ECU Florida was the crappiest game.

Tom Osborne is also well aware of the risk of going for 2 in a Bowl game.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

How are so many people not getting this joke, was the story cross posted on Gawker?

You mean like Winston was for rape?

"Their" cars? That's rich.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

I won't be content until Winston is taken off the field in handcuffs.

A lot of Cowboys fans ARE Notre Dame fans!

Nah, Alabama fans actually have recent success to brag about. Cowboy fans are more like Notre Dame fans.