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Connor Dickless
prof-bananasgoldsteinberg

Is it weird to call it “no build”? Not a single person I know that plays or talks about the game actually calls it zero build. Every single one of them (and myself) calls it no build. Rolls off the tongue better. 

That Starfield one is nice but otherwise the only options are the ugly-ass camo designs that everyone seems to love?  Win some, lose some.

But, like, can we join the atheist faction?

They had me at “new Sex Bob-Omb songs”.

Affluent white people profiting off the hard work of black people? In America? Well, I never....

Here’s one; Broshep is better than Femshep.

I’ve played Mass Effect 1 at least a half dozen times and have never once saved Ashley. I like Kaidan, sue me. He may be a bit dull but he’s a solid bro who always had my back. But more importantly he wasn’t a horrible xenophobe. Which is the primary reason he gets to live.

This happens with every big franchise film these days but I really hope this is the exception where it actually as good as pre-release buzz says it is. I think it *looks* great.

I’ve known the official pronunciation since the game came out and I still pronounce it this way. I don’t even care that it's wrong. Tee-dus just sounds so stupid to me and I'm going to continue saying Tie-dus until the day I die. 

It wouldn’t. And people that say it would are delusional or blinded by a misplaced sense of nostalgia towards the brand. Even something like Mario Odyssey would have been fine on any other hardware. Pretty sure we’d all live on just fine without wiggling a stupid motion controller to make Mario spin attack.

Not mentioned; the absolute tsunami death wave of microtransactions and paid content that we all know it'll come with. 

I’d be happy with official mod tools. Not forme, because I r dumb. But the modding community could effectively create new campaigns to last year’s. 

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If it doesn’t feature a poorly choreographed fight scene where the unhinged cop character asserts his victory by puking on his unconscious opponent’s head then I DO NOT WANT IT.

I put around 200 hour into RDR but just can’t seem to get into RDR2.

FWIW it also runs at native 4K on Xbox One X. So you don’t even need a current gen machine to get a prettier version of the game than this port offers. 

All I know is it gave me the opportunity to do and see this so it’s a perfect 10 for me. I’m a simple creature. 

This is overpriced as hell for what it is. Which shouldn’t come as a surprise because Rockstar.

Are we really gonna use misspelling a Polish name against the guy? The Polish never met a consonant they wouldn’t toss in a name. I have a Polish last name and you wouldn’t believe all the ways people have mispronounced and misspelled it. 

But Halo 4 is the best one. Or at least my personal favorite. So if anybody said that to me there’d probably be a “Did we just become best friends!?” moment.  

Ding ding ding. This is the correct answer.