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Connor Dickless
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To all the people getting bent out of shape over “how can it be discriminatory?”*, a friendly reminder; the only person that gets to decide whether a term is offensive or not is the person that’s offended. As the offender the only thing you get to decide is whether or not to give a shit.

It’d sure be nice if they ran a sale on the Wii U and 3DS eShops before the shut down later this month. There’s a few things I want to grab on both but it feels really gross having to pay full price for old games. 

As long as you don’t say “because Aloy has a beard”!

I gotta say, and this is purely a Me thing, I found even Aloy to feel very lifeless in her delivery. I don’t know how they did it but they did the unthinkable and made Ashly Burch sound like she was phoning it in. All the VOs in the game make me sleepy.

I’m just one of the absolute trash humans that just didn’t think the first game was all that special. Cool concept, interesting robot dinosaurs, beautiful visuals, been-there-done-that gameplay mechanics, bland-as-hell story, unnervingly stiff facial animations, lifeless voice acting. And all the usual open world

This. I still don’t understand the decision to cut the ram on the Series S by 6gb compared to the Series X. I think people over-exaggerate the issues but if anything plays a part it’s that.

As someone who has direct access to both a One X and a Series S (and a Series X), I call bullshit. My One X chugs along compared to the Series S.

Just a straight up co-op game would have been great. It’s the loot shooter shit that really sours this.   

Same exact thing happened with The Force Unleashed games. First game; no dismemberment. Second game, dismember everything. 

Scientist: “Henk! What are you doing!? Get out of there! You’re gonna get yourself killed!”

This is me. I’ve only ever done one raid (Crota’s End) and I had to cheese it solo.

If you farm certain Amiibo drops by adjusting the system clock you can get several variations of the classic tunic at any point. Can only imagine this mechanic will make a return.

Never do. I mean, I’m just going to lie down in it again on the same day. What’s the damn point?

You say that as if it’s not a genuine possibility haha *sad*

Only the first Metroid Prime? You already bundled the three once, Nintendo. Wtf?

It really ain't that serious. Goddamn. 

Too true. These are the people that experience one glitch in 50 hours of gameplay and then rant about how the game is broken and the dev has gone downhill.

Gaming culture has become where the smallest most inconsequential bullshit is analyzed to death and cause for panic and outrage. It’s getting to the point where I’m not enjoying reading gaming news. 

Counter-point; boooooooooo.

This. Exactly this. I could justify that price only if it were PC compatible. That would make it extremely attractive to people such as myself that want something higher end but don’t want to spend $1k on an Index. All this on top of inexplicably being incompatible with PSVR1 games? Nah fuck that noise, Sony.