In some games it works, like in Zelda. In others, like Dead Space and Half-Life it just never made sense. It has the opposite effect of immersion for me. It’s hard for me to feel immersed in a story where a dozen characters are talking to the hero and the hero just stands there like a robot. 

That “...now you die” line is such an Illumination piece of dialogue that doesn’t really gel with SMB on any level imo. Same with the snowball barrage from the first trailer. Which was my biggest worry when this whole thing was announced; that it would just be your typical Illumination joint but with Mario characters.…

I’m with you. I don’t like to kink shame but goddamn I just don’t vibe with foot fetishists. They’re the grossest and least attractive part of the body. I can’t even stand people messing with my own feet. Foot rub? Hell no. 

As someone who had an N64 and this game and played loads of it, I have to say that it’s like 90% nostalgia. It was 1996 good, not 2023 good. Whenever I’ve played it since it’s been for just long enough for us to say “Man remember how much fun we had with this?” and then we move on to something better. There’s a lot of…

I don’t know about you but I hate that they’re making Xboxes less sexy. I can’t get hard if my Xbox isn’t wearing lipstick and high heels. That’s the real issue here. 

I’d put money on this bozo having shed actual tears when Andrew Tate was arrested. 

Yeah, but have you tried watching this absolutely nobody YouTuber with like 47 views that says all the things they agree with? I dunno maybe it’ll change your mind. 

Ouch to The Callisto Protocol.

If I were a betting man I’d put money on season 7 being the unplanned final season. Probably same for Solar Opposites. Especially since that one was solely created by him. I thought that was the stronger show tbh but the real shame in that likelihood is Mary Mack being out of work. Saw her standup at a local comedy…

It’s a weird take, to be sure. Like, I don’t need a dozen little “Oh! Joel did that one time in the game!” moments for things that don’t matter like throwing bricks or crafting a shiv. It’d just be hollow fanservice which is a big reason why so many video game adaptations have largely felt unintentionally corny.

Yeah, I dunno. Playing as Joel spending 15 minutes trying to stealth kill every bandit is exciting and tense.

No, these are adults that call themselves “professionals” acting like children. 

I’d want them to be responsible. Which this wasn’t. What would happen of the controller would have bounced and rocketed into someone’s eye? That’s something I’ve seen happen. Would this behavior suddenly become unacceptable?

I would scold my kids for behaving like this. Should we not hold “professionals” to the same standard as children?

That game let me play as Squirrel Girl so it was 100% better than this one.

P3 is still my favorite of the bunch but I can’t bring myself to play P3P. It sacrifices too much of what I love about P3. So I'm sticking with P3FES on PC via PCSX2 until some kind of full remaster or remake is a reality. 

*honk*

It really is a great formula. Easy for beginners to jump in and have fun but deep enough to for pros to clean house. Just wish they’d get out from under the shadow of Itagaki’s fetishes. 

Personally refuse to buy DLC costume for DOA after DOAU had like 140 unlockable in game haha.

I really hate how pervy DOA is. Mechanically it’s one of my favorite fighters but there’s a 0% chance that if anybody sees you playing it they won’t immediately think you’re some hentai-fiend weirdo. I remember back before DOA5 they said some things about toning down the sex appeal and I felt so hopeful. And then they…