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Connor Dickless
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Look, I have a Series X and a PS5. PS5 has solid exclusives, sure. But that’s about it for me at this point. So many of Sony’s decisions just baffle or frustrate me. And that’s not a new thing for me. They’ve had a strong of “five hundred ninety nine US dollars” moments since that infamous line. But they’re games

This is 100% because of Superman and there being more money there and there’s no changing my mind. I feel that he probably enjoys both but can’t do both for...reasons. That said, as much as the role became Cavill’s, Liam Hemsworth looks more like Geralt did in the games imo and as such also how he looked in my head

As someone that finds watching other people play a video game about as exciting as watching paint dry, I agree. Chalk this one up to “I’m glad I already got this skin in Overwatch 1". 

Which foreigners are we blowing up in the name of freedom this year?

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This new Satanic Panic is a 2/10. Real bush league paranoia. At least the 80's Satanic Panic gave us Tom Hanks’ finest role.

17 year old me may or may not have brought a printout of RE4 Leon to a Costcutters and said “I want that haircut” and totally pulled it off and didn’t regret it one bit. 

Very pleasantly surprised by this game. Boils card battlers down to a simple but tactical core and I'm digging it. 

Not surprising. Would have been nice to have a Guardians of the Galaxy-ish surprise but this game always looked like an Avengers-with-a-DC-paint job look and feel to it. At least that game had a decent enough story.

Seems like you just need to link your battle.net account with whatever platform you’re playing it on and they should transfer over. Unless you’re already playing on battle.net on PC or have already linked. In which case I have no idea why they wouldn’t be available. 

I remember reading something along those lines. Afaik the PS3 version is pretty solid but the Xbox 360 version never got fixed. And I no longer have a PS3 to buy it for. So a new collection would be very welcome. 

So essentially, Ready Players One’s Oasis. Which would be pretty neat but will never actually be a thing. 

I new non-broken re-release of Silent Hill HD Collection would be nice.

This is exactly why I have text chat disabled. I know how took play the characters and I know if another played is spamming “I need healing” it’s because they ran off alone and I gave up trying to cover their ass. They can scream into the void and I’ll continue having fun. To be fair it’s also why I don’t play comp

I mean, the movie had the bones of something better than what we got. I could see a series working. But it probably won’t. 

Everything’s coming up Millhouse!

OW1's loot boxes seem downright tame now. At least it was just customizations and character flair. And you could theoretically earn everything through them. I really hate battle passes but they’re the new hotness so we’re stuck with them. 

Of all the pointless customization options that developers have decided they can monetize weapon charms have to be the absolute stupidest and most worthless of all.

If Link doesn’t fall down a 20ft deep well screaming the entire way down only to land on his feet with a pained grunt I'll riot. 

I recently rewatched it after not having done so since it’s US release and it’s exactly what inspired this line of thinking. Like, we don’t need it but if it was going to happen they’d be my first pick. 

Exactly. There’s also a certain air of whimsy to even the so-called “darker” entries that would 100% be lost in the translation to live action.