It’s okay, Ari. I like Halo 5 too. You absolute shit, that’s my take. I claimed it first. 

*obligatory Woody Harrelson wiping his tears with a wad of cash gif

Here’s a nice patch of green grass. Touch it, you toothless reprobate. 

I’m not agreeing that this is true but if it were, wouldn’t you think there’s a reason for it? When your “conservatism” is rooted in hate and a thinly veiled fascist slant and you act shocked that people want none of that bullshit it might be time to do what we all know you’re incapable of and rethink your values. If…

I agree that it’s an unnecessary remake. But I don’t agree that it’s “misery porn” and never have. Porn is supposed to be enjoyable or make you feel good or just, you know, get off. Whether it’s effective at any of those is purely subjective. Nothing about anything that happens in TLoU is supposed to make you feel…

Getting real “FIVE HINDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS” vibes from this. Sony’s overconfidence (read; cockiness) really is cyclical. I would have zero trouble believing that their reasoning is just an unsubtle cover for the real reason of “We’ll raise the price because we can. These nerds will buy it anyway”. You can bet…

“but I found the 1988 sci-fi B-movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space for free on YouTube when I was a kid”

Absolutely insane how many comments are putting you on blast for your non-diss of Groups after somehow missing this. Groups are great. Pin-to-home is worthless.

I would be happy about this if not for the obvious alternative. Loot boxes suck but I’d take Overwatch’s boxes over pay-gated skins any day of the week. At least with the loot boxes I was earning them by doing something (usually) fun; playing the game. I’m not paying money for skins so it’s all vanilla for me, I guess.

As someone who has absolutely zero interest in this I have to wonder how much this is playing into the seemingly endlessly rising Netflix costs. Because if the answer is anything higher than “zero” I’d really prefer it if they just offer this as a paid extra tier or something and lower the cost of streaming. Running…

Whoa, buddy. Did you confuse Wildlands for Breakpoint? 

I knew about it but never used it. It felt like the “reputation” system on Xbox 360 but way more complicated than something like this should. And buried in menus. 

My original point was essentially “This looks fun and good and accurate to my experiences with D&D”. You replied that it’s got a similar plot to the previous movie that was neither of things (Jeremy Irons isn’t enough to save it). I’m assuming you consider that a knock against this one and I disagree based on these…

Well, sure, but the difference is that that movie looked like and was acted like some c-list made for TV turd. While this one doesn’t. 

Eh, D&D by way of GotG works for me and is what will set it apart, if not from Marvel, then from other fantasy movies and shows. Get wild with this. At least as wild as the most fun campaigns. I don’t want the film version of boring by-the-books DMs. I want a movie that looks like the D&D campaigns that I've played.…

I mean, I think the game is decently fun. I’ve at least had more fun with this than with *struggles to remember the name of their battle royale game that flopped*. I’d be mildly upset if it were true.

I don’t even see how it could be considering who’s in it. I doubt Marvel would throw continuity out the window like that.

“Nintendo Switch Online Premium Expansion Pack Coming Summer 2023!”

I mean, is Russia doing that or is it the Russian military under Putin’s orders? Maybe OP’s comment lacked tact. And I get it. I get why people feel this way. Fuck Putin and whatever his psycho agenda is. But there’s plenty of Russian citizens that do not agree with or want this war. There are Russian citizens…

It’s such a nebulous, meaningless buzzword for shit that’s already existed in other forms for years. I hate it.