This is honestly the most profound evidence that God doesn't exist. Or at least any kind of benevolent one. 

It *can* be however. And oftentimes it *is*. When I was at my heaviest I was also at most depressed and laziest. Only instead of Fortnite my escape was 900 hours of Destiny. 

I wouldn’t say absolutely nothing. It at least *resembles* her, but in that “my friend looks just like Scarlett Johansson” but not really way. The face is wrong.

Here I am toburst bubbles and make sad clowns of you all.

This all just affirms the impression I got from the game from the very first footage. Which was “If this game looked any more generic it’d be this milquetoast motherfucker”

I have it on the Wii U virtual console and it plays pretty well with the stick. The way it manages the DS’s dual screens is kind of weird at first but there's a few wdoffwrent setups to choose from. 

Not exactly current but it is on the Wii U virtual console. Looks pretty decent on a TV too. 

I just used the dpad for Super Mario 64DS after trying the nub once. Worked just fine.

Blitzball is possibly my least favorite minigame in any Final Fantasy. Ever. 

You could play either male or female in Story Mode iirc, so it’s basically just Story More anyway.

This is one time where I’m actually a little bummed there’s no multiplayer. Granted they’ve already got Battlefront 2 but Respawn could have done something really solid with it.

“You can revert back to any of your previous IDs by contacting PlayStation Support.”

Every time I rrsf about some Smash character that’s supposedly low tier I think “Huh” because it’s usually characters I do really well with. Tier lists never make sense to me. 

The best thing about almost exclusively drinking Rolling Rock because it tastes delicious and IPAs and craft beers taste like stale toenails to me is not giving a fuck that beer snobs shun me from across the bar. Rock me, Amadeus.

Same with Slippery Nipples. If it tastes good, I’ll drink it and I don’t rightly care if…

“Even Tony’s status as an ostensible Avenger(s?) recruiter is mostly baffling, in light of his distance from the project at the start of Iron Man 2.”

I like steelbooks well enough, but the trend of including both the plastic case and steelbook can go away. Just give us one or the other. 

On the flipside, this is one of the CEs I don’t regret buying. I got a nice little gym bag out of it and the box made a nice decoration in my gaming space. The other two, off the top of my head, were the Infamous 2 CE (sweet backpack I still use to this day) and the Metal Gear Rising CE (that lightning lamp sits…

Just a tip: If you buy this, disable HDR while you play. It’s got pretty awful/busted HDR implementation on every platform and looks significantly better without it.

Just a tip: If you buy this, disable HDR while you play. It’s got pretty awful/busted HDR implementation on every…

I remember playing a bit of this at lunch. A track based racer that wasn’t Forza was a breath of fresh air and it was pretty. But it had the most awful party and multi-player system in any game I’d ever player. A bunch of friends tried to get a game night going and we couldn’t figure out how the hell to party up or…

Just sitting here crossing my fingers for cross-platform parties.