Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Next thing you’ll know, they’ll be adapting Metroid and making that a woman, too.

Oh yeah... I do vaguely remember watching that.

It is perhaps better that his career dies in the innards of a worm.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

The Brood would be a very good movie to do.

I give zero fucks about Transformers: Fun At Medieval Times.

+1 barber shop quartet in Skokie, IL

How the audience is introduced to the actor playing the part is all that matters. First impressions, y’know bub?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

The only think that can stop SkyNet Conway at this point are the Linda Hamilton Electors.

He’s only had 2 drinks, just like that pansy Tom Scocca suggested

1) This is a false equivocation. There is a world of difference between a hyperbolic remark to convey how angry someone makes you (especially in the vein that it obviously is never going to happen — I will likely never meet Tomi Lahren and even if I did I would not actually cunt punch her) and openly bragging about…

It didn’t look like anything to me.

I’m still saying don’t call it a comeback.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

Is that the thing about the hooker with the dysentery?

In fairness, he did embrace an untouchable.