I love Stranger Things, but Freaks and Geeks did the awesome ode to D&D first. RIP Carlos the dwarf.

Hacky sack is cool now

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

Meanwhile, Karen Pence has been spotted skulking around the hotel housekeeping storage room muttering, “Where’s my towel? Have you seen my towel? Is this my towel? Wait. Is that my towel? Fuck. Whose towels are these?”

Fans angry. Donald sad. Melania hungry. Fire hot.

A fun fact about Joe Rogan is that he was part of the cast of NewsRadio, a show that also starred Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, Maura Tierney, Jon Lovitz, and Andy Dick.

I would post rational, cogent thoughts on serious topics. And be caught immediately.

Looked pretty clean to me. He clearly got all balls.

“ ‘There’s Coke, there’s Pepsi and there’s Kasich,’ he told Meyers.”

Cool thing of note. Paul Song’s wife is Lisa Ling. Lisa Ling’s sister was once kidnapped by North Korea. And you know who traveled to NK to secure her release? Bill fucking Clinton. Yep, the husband of the woman he just called a whore.

You can either take advantage of the vulnerable or come to their aid.

A briefer guide to the Panama Papers:

You’re welcome. Baxley is one of the few white politicians in Alabama who fought against KKK terrorists (and those who protected them). When I was growing up in Alabama, the people who vilified him were invariably vicious racists themselves, so I’m glad to see this was just a misunderstanding.

In Alabama, the Lieutenant Governor and the Governor do not run together on the same ticket. Way to disparage Baxley’s success in convicting the KKK member who murdered four little girls (and firebombed numerous black families’ homes).

The scare quotes around “Dr.” are an nice added bonus.

Getting to write that letter would be the highlight of any attorney’s career.