It’s almost like Cheeto-Jesus has never heard of the Maginot Lin...ah, fuck it. It’s not even funny anymore.

Lifelong Duke fan here, and I’m boycotting this entire season because of this jackass. I don’t care if they win it all, and it is a “they” if this sort of shit is tolerated. This is not my Duke. The one game suspension for his puerile bullshit was a joke, as is this kid’s sense of sportsmanship. I hate to say it,…

Apophasis (Greek ἀπόφασις from ἀπόφημι apophemi, “to say no”) is a rhetorical device wherein the speaker or writer brings up a subject by either denying it, or denying that it should be brought up.

Since being a nazi is somehow no longer disfavored, I believe the word you’re looking for is “whomever.”

You mean January 21, 2017, right?

Sadly, the fiend in question is not imaginary.

I don’t buy it. She’s obviously a huge fan of santorum.

Gary Oldman should be much further up this thread.

Favorite thing I’ve seen on this so far is that women have shown up to work while being sick forever, and idiot men are just now figuring this out.

That’s not a Buzzy Bee. No, that’s a bear in a bee costume.

Was driving in North Carolina and saw a bumper sticker that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.”

+1 MURICA flag flapping in slow-motion while a helicopter readies for takeoff.

Hey, uh, you guys?

The ruling ended up being hybrid in nature; our local district court judge, Judge Callie Granade, held that the SCOTUS ruling applied here, and then smacked down probate judges who declined to follow that holding.

Hat tip to Mobtown. And agreed.

I sent a king cake to Mobile County Probate Judge Don Davis’ office after the ruling came down. I expected his office to have a busy day the following Monday.

Bush ‘41 did famously refer to the kid as one of the “little brown ones” in the late eighties.

Yeah, the fact that BLM has been co-opted as the villain just boggles the mind. The best I’ve come up with so far is to explain to them that saying “Save the rain forests” does not mean “Screw every other forest.” It’s just that the rain forests are on fire and could use some attention.

Hmm. Abigails Fisher?

No Blue Hose?!? Presbyterian College gets no respect: