Reminds me of when Anthrax ate the mystery meat on Married with Children:

It’s almost like Cheeto-Jesus has never heard of the Maginot Lin...ah, fuck it. It’s not even funny anymore.

Lifelong Duke fan here, and I’m boycotting this entire season because of this jackass. I don’t care if they win it all, and it is a “they” if this sort of shit is tolerated. This is not my Duke. The one game suspension for his puerile bullshit was a joke, as is this kid’s sense of sportsmanship. I hate to say it,…

Apophasis (Greek ἀπόφασις from ἀπόφημι apophemi, “to say no”) is a rhetorical device wherein the speaker or writer brings up a subject by either denying it, or denying that it should be brought up.

I just want it to flesh out how Vader is Tarkin’s clear subordinate in ANH. That always rankled a bit with me.

Wow. Just...wow.

Since being a nazi is somehow no longer disfavored, I believe the word you’re looking for is “whomever.”

My mom’s a huge Dune fan. She read your comment and said to knock you out.

There can be only o........ah fuck it.

You mean January 21, 2017, right?

Sadly, the fiend in question is not imaginary.

I don’t buy it. She’s obviously a huge fan of santorum.

Gary Oldman should be much further up this thread.

Favorite thing I’ve seen on this so far is that women have shown up to work while being sick forever, and idiot men are just now figuring this out.

That’s not a Buzzy Bee. No, that’s a bear in a bee costume.

Was driving in North Carolina and saw a bumper sticker that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.”

I wonder when she’ll be allowed to see Hayden kill the entire prequel series.

+1 MURICA flag flapping in slow-motion while a helicopter readies for takeoff.

Hey, uh, you guys?

Evil Leaper Saga gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!