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Overly territorial grumpy little shit birds...I voted for the wren myself.

“handcrafted in the style of 18th-century toiletries” which sounds... sketchy.

Well, they certainly nailed the “Caucasian male” part of Andrew Lincoln’s appearence.

Went back home after my BA and now I’m still there whilst I do my MA, I’m 31. Luckily my parents have a loft conversion so I kind of have a micro flat to live in, moving out would be more than pointless, I’d be paying a lot more (I do pay rent for my space) and getting a lot less.

Everybody’s mad because Cecil the Lion was shot.

I'm going to err on the sunny side and assume he just didn't want to be associated with this clusterfuck.

This counts for later Paul Newman too, dude never lost it.

I’m really glad she’s one of the ones to have gotten a sustainable career out of it.

Oh Lamarr...

Hey, the question was most beautiful woman, not most beautiful mythical forest nymph. Stop cheating.

Ruby what was on Bake Off about three years ago.

If they find another lot of skeletons whilst trying to avoid those two New York will become an honorary European city.

I still have the four teeth that were removed when I had braces put in in my teens (what the hell is with this “I’m just going to produce too many teeth to fit inside your face” business evolution? ffs) never worked out what to do with them but this does offer an idea.

“What are you talking about, we included two Scotts!” - UK Passport Office.

I was going to provide a wee list of non-white male people who could have been included, but then I noticed this isn’t even (as these things usually are) limited to deceased figures only. You broadened your options out to all UK creatives living and dead and THIS was the list you came up with?

I guess at this point all the writers are the same as when Stewart was helming the show, give it a year and either they’ll have had some changes that are more in-line with Noah’s humour or the writers they do have will have shifted to a newer voice.

Trump doesn’t seem to need much help with that, all Oliver would have to do is to make a good opening statement/question and then just let Trump argleflargle until he’d ripped that new one all by himself

As a petit woman with long hair I’d like to extend a thank you to nearly every Asian horror movie for giving me a wealth of costume options.

Here here! One of the weirdest things about GG is just how board its anti-progressiveness has become, it started with sexism, extended into minority voices of many kinds, and now we’re at a point where they’re trying to push back against things like Twine (a literal fucking creation tool) because of the mere

The very idea that men deserve (nay, need) exclusive rights to an entire damn medium is a heady mix of weird, stupid and patronising.