Betty seems more like the True Blood type, anyway.

aw nuts seemed I did reply to this at the time, stupid new Kinja.

Sorry to reply to a two year old question but better late than never, anyway it wasn't Moffat who had to write an apology but Steve Martin (an in: Yes really, that Steve Martin) because he had pushed for the Daleks to have a cameo in a Loony Toons movie he was cast in, which the studio then mistakenly cleared with the…

Roxie looks like my old cat Murry (sic) who lived to be 20 (just shy of 21 in fact) so as far as I'm concerned tabbys are the hardiest of cats, I reckon yours'll do good.

She may well have just told them when asked. If you have an unexplained reaction doctors will ask you questions about your recent activities to try and work out what you may have been in contact with that could trigger something like that.

Soul of a teddy bear, heart of an...actual bear.

Aw, I felt bad for them, especially when Poland did so (comparatively) well in spite of having one of the worst songs ever written, to the point where they kept having to distract the audience with the fact that breasts exist.

I would have put him in Ed's shirt from Shaun of The Dead personally...

That's exactly what I had last time I went out to an Indian restaurant, it looked a bit better there though.

No you fools! Stop trying to trigger the apocalypse!

Quite, if the problem is that your mascot is a horrendously outdated creepy clown, putting him in a suit jacket just won't solve that, it makes him a horrendously outdated creepy clown in a suit jacket.

Children suffering from actual intestinal worms should be treated with a deworming medication like Mebendazole and bathed regularly to prevent reinfection. Threadworms, whilst distressing to a child, do not cause autism and can be easily treated without the use of a single enema, yet alone a series of chlorinated…

Here is Grayson Perry getting his OBE

Nope, already got mine...not sure if it'll be anyone else's (a lot of people seem to be pissed off that the band changed their sound but....blah to them) but it's definitely mine.

Hopefully we can hear it at all, different people signed different contracts, and some if them have quite heavy restrictions on what they can say. What with the nature of their job I wouldn't be surprised if all the YouTube guys contracts had speech restrictions written into them. :(

4) The main purpose of the horn on any large vehicle is to distract pedestrians long enough to run them over.

At the age of 14 my brother somehow managed to blag his way into the 18+ only after party for a event staged by a rock music magazine, when his friends all arrived home without him, having been turned away for being under age, my dad had to drive into London to go and fetch him.
When he got there my brother was…

Wait...what? So she would be (at least) half Saudi and yet also so white the script makes a note of how white she is?

There is a fuck-ton of antique graffiti all over the pillars at Winchester cathedral, fun fact, in the 18th century, even tagging was done in cursive.

Sorry, cunt is not an acceptable word