My money's on Clangers.

Ah yes, that was a glorious moment. Not just because of the surface stupidity of it, but also the deeper one of somehow not having noticed everyone else making the "LOL Pokemon is basically dogfighting" observation for the last ooh, 10 years?

If any of the farms land contained fruit trees it's entirely possibly they were drunk, horses do love scrumpy.

I once volunteered at a stables where we had a horse which would constantly stumble because it often forgot how to turn corners without tripping over it's own legs.

$200, really? that seems an awful lot for an action fi-OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FACE!

Now I'm assuming Pattinson spent the whole opening night talking in a pirate voice

I'd call that a "Hundered Acre Whood" cake, I know it's not as tidy a pun, but no amount of cultural familiarity will ever make me want to eat a "Pooh" cake.

I believe they are referring to the "Is American Ready For A White Male President?" article from about a week ago. The one with the joke headline and joke banner image that was labelled "Satire".

Not sure that dog is really "supreme canine" material, that seems more like a husky thing, although I can't see a husky putting up with being dragged into this human "cosplay" nonsense, so I guess I'll just have to settle for this.

I get the overwhelming urge to punch whenever I read someone using the term "manorexia"* to describe anorexia in male patients. It is not a female illness, and men with it are not an amusing novelty.

I found the fight club-ness more jarring

true, you can't fake the real deal, nor the overwhelming emotions it can bring forth...

Points to this guy...

Good lord, I'd forgotten how bad that looked, with it's hypnotically weird mono-boob.

Hair length (which is hair life span) is genetically determined, so the full length of your hair is what is natural. It has nothing to do with hygiene, that's down to how much you wash, not if you choose to style it or not. Whilst the amount in the ad is hyperbolic it's actually not impossible, and women with a "fur…

\o/ <— yey!

Curiously there is actually an interesting analogy to be had with the British culture comparison, but unfortunately for Doodlebug68 it would be one which reinforces the points of the article, rather than invalidating them.

1. It is indeed, but this is only the bare bones of something that was never developed. Had the show gone on, I really doubt the eventual ep would have had much resemblance to that version, or just been dropped entirely.

Guinness ads (in the UK) have had minimal mentioning of the actual product for quite some time now. It's partly just their style, but also to do with the restrictions around alcohol advertising over here.

Things a space lady needs: The ability to use her hands easily and freely at all times.