yeah, except its not fine and anyone that throws a cat at any capacity should be punched in the fucking face.

To be clear, PETA’s policy is the full euthanization of dogs and cats as species.

Your can’t concent to being thrown, so no, you ARE a terrible owner and I wish someone would take your cat away from you.

Don’t be fooled, this is wank material through and through. It’s not meant to be practical or artistic or make anatomical sense.

yeah, I came here just to post “this sucks” but you summed it up better so thanks.

I wanna see someone do a “slightly different take” on someone like Solaire of Astora from this angle. Just keep most things about his costume but make his torso so teeny it looks like he’d break in a strong wind, and give him stripper heels. Wow isn’t that interesting and better?

Heels? Check. Ass? Check. Incredibly small waist to hip ratio? Check. This is a blast from 2006 kotaku. 

High heels on this look stupid as fuck.

So he pretty much made her waist and torso tiny to accentuate her fragile, sexy woman-ness. Color me not the least bit impressed.

I know in my heart I’ll never see a modern sequel. I’ll take a fresh copy on the Switch.

I would immediately beat him down and make him beg for his life

Its as if you literally didnt read a single line of the article but couldnt wait to comment to put your ignorance on full display

Hey guys, look who didn’t read the article!

Did you _read_ the article? This is explained.

Any adherence to the stated theme of this column is coincidental and unintentional. The soulless corpse of The A.V. Club thanks you for your clicks.

So... what’s the scene or ‘Marvel Moment’ of this column?

No, but arranged marriages have a long, long history of abuse and patriarchal power.  In this case it sounds like a more modern version of the idea, but ultimately it’s still someone else telling someone who they will marry and have a sex with which is...troubling.

TtFiAO: You are eight months away from calling yourself an incel, which is a delusion and not an actual thing. Figure it out, and find someone who wants you.

How is anyone defending this keep-away bullshit?

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…