Are you screwing with me?

Yes. I've been getting shit for "crepe" and "hors d'oeuvres" for years.

“Eek" is something you cry out if you're a woman encountering a mouse in a fifties cartoon. To "eke" is to do something with difficulty. 

It’s pronounced like the English word “east” without the “t” at the end.

You are correct. “Yeese” is incorrect.

Point of order:

I got that game for X-Mas last year; I *loved* it. I'm having more fun with the obscure and the independent than I have with AAA in a long time.

I dunno, man - I think this one’s more memorable thatn IV. I don’t remember much beyond Nico being depressed about his situation, and having to entertain his annoying cousin. I finished that game, too. I think Trevor in V is unlikeable, but memorable. If only Lamar was playable...

“I will be visiting Kotaku less and less, as a result.”

This isn’t a game review. It’s an article about how an actual person is being inaccurately portrayed in a game that has a (supposedly) realistic setting.

Bye!

Vex Mythoclast is/was a fusion rifle.

Yeoman America!

Man, I wish this thing also did Turbografx/PC Engine...

This should have been the first response.

*yawn*

*fart noise*

*fart noise*

You’re really a Spaceball. You know that, don’t you?

This sucks.