First of all, as an event coordinator who has worked on both the organizer and venue ends, your description of this evening horrifies me.

TRUTH. Primer will give you GREAT performance from good eyeshadows, and often at least “acceptable” performance from blah eyeshadows. The UD Primer Potion does work super well, but it’s got something I’m sensitive to and it makes my eyelids sting and my eyes water. e.l.f.’s tube-and-wand one is pretty okay and doesn’t…

This is terrifying and horrible. She could have been blinded, or had her throat slashed. All because these jerks were too lazy or cheap to get the damn safety glass. Poor girl.

Girl! Prime those lids before you apply eyeshadow! Even those of us without oil problems will have creasing without primer. I’m a fan of Urban Decay’s, but their wand applicator is dumb af. NYX’s version is surprisingly good for the price point. 

The only mother! I recognize

Spill it!! We want the full review.

I am pumped for this. I really hope Ashley ditches that creep of a husband.

I love this show. I loooove it. I love Robyn. I love Gizelle. I love crazy-pants Karen. That is all.

This trailer actually gave me hope this season could be interesting. Hell, Dallas turned it around last season.

I think it’s just to void the contract she signed, so that she won’t face any repercussions when she starts telling news outlets about Trump’s micropenis.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Please win so our future generations will be hella confused.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

It was excruciating to watch. But I think Arie stayed because even after all this, he still expected Becca to somehow tell him its ok and make him feel better about it. No dude, you broke her heart, went back on your promise to marry her, and you straight up admitted to being dishonest with her. And you agreed to do…

Becca: I want you to leave

Chris Harrison is a real life Caesar Flickerman