I can attest to Amber’s story about Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg - they don’t give a fuckkkkk about rules of the road. They double park EVERYWHERE and act like there are literally no such thing as traffic laws.

Emily Ratajkowski is so goddam thirsty

Some of us work for companies that block Google Docs but not SharePoint, FWIW.

I also forgot to mention that the styling in this video is extremely mid/late 2000s Shakira, which honestly seems to reveal the “let’s make her a global pop star” strategy.

Every time I see his name this is all I can think about.

Ew.

This is what I need.

My gift to you. Have a good day.

I’ll be honest and say what we’re all thinking. The only shocking thing here is that the stylist isn’t a man a man. Let’s not pretend we don’t know what I’m talking about...

Can I both believe her and at the same time never in a million years think Ryan Seacrest would want his penis near a woman?

Eh, I’m personally not a fan. I do think she’s beautiful, and talented in certain things (thought she was amazing in winters bone and hunger games movies, thought she played ridiculous caricature style in american hustle, silver linings playbook which I almost found offensive, and joy). I personally don’t find her…

It’s just over-saturation. It always happens. Soon there will be more backlash to the backlash and so it goes, the circle of celebrity until everyone dies

One thing I do remember is she tried to pull her cool girl Schtick too far when she was on a talk show and telling a “funny anecdote” about how she scratched her ass on sacred rocks in Hawaii or something of that nature.

They can never ever admit men are at fault for anything, so they all default to “It’s those sluts faults. If they just kept their legs crossed men wouldn’t rape, harass, and kill women.” It’s impossible for them to see the common denominator in those situations.

You want something really surreal?

Goddamnit. Can’t these women see that even while toeing the party line and using sound bites pre-approved by “their side” that these men don’t give a shit about them? It was so uncomfortable even reading this account that I cannot bring myself to watch it (as someone who has been heckled in crowds before). Also, that…