Yeah, I read somewhere else that Japanese officials told NBC that they have no records and show no evidence that she was ever in their custody. So who knows.

his most recent post was a threat to release “a Lemonade album for sure this year”

Brb, buying a cat and naming it “Joe Buttons”

Not to judge, but Kim, I see you spent more $$ on ya watch than on ya third baby

This one is hands down my favorite.

Yeah - I admittedly still watch the show, and she talked about REALLY wanting a 3rd kid in the last season. Her OBGYN basically advised her not to and said it’d be too dangerous for her. So she talked about the prospect of having a surrogacy if she were to have a 3rd child and the pros/cons of having to deal with that.

It’s so bizarre. It seriously looks like an editorial cartoon from The Onion

He completely won me over with this entire episode.

Don’t forget, she’s also aunt to Ikhyd, son of M.I.A.!

Okay, now that that’s all out in the open, let’s bring back Courtney Love v. Madonna, please.

Clearly comes from being bullied in school & wanting to stick up for the underdogs.

Exactly. I still have Colbert, Samantha Bee, sometimes Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, John Oliver and the Daily Show to keep me happy with pointed political material. I’d never set that expectation for someone like Jimmy Fallon, who’s never been great with political satire (even through his Weekend Update days).

I mean, I guess, what does she do again??

It’s like someone read a Malcolm Gladwell book and thought, “I understand everything about marketing now.”

I started watching this show last year with the purest intentions of hate-watching, but was more or less eventually sold on his witch doctor powers. There have been times where he’s brought up very personal things among families (random, D-list celebrities) that I haven’t totally been able to explain away. Whitney…

I honestly just think she’s really really stupid.

Exactly my thought process!! If someone had relayed that ~very~ important piece of information to me, the first thing I would’ve done is confront the accused ask them if it were true. If I recall, Porsha just randomly threw that info at Kandi halfway through a conversation that was already happening. She basically…

Kenya is fake incredulous about Phaedra—“There’s no tears even coming out your eyes,” Kenya mutters.

Brad, don’t let your Water Run Dry

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