this is an actual article listicle that was written in anticipation of the event:

It’s insanity

in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.

This is great, but

I can’t wait for the Pepsi episode.

I’ve literally been wondering this all day. This is perfection.

this makes me appreciate the new Domino’s ad campaign even more, starring that kid from Stranger Things:

I could be wrong, but I haven’t really seen another show cover the topic of rape (in its various forms) and domestic abuse the way Big Little Lies has, which is partially why I’m such a fan of the show. Especially in the third episode, I liked how they portrayed 3 different relationships in scenes that impressively…

I saw it on Friday and it somehow managed to exceed my high expectations, even with all the hype. It was also a really interesting experience watching it in a full theater, seeing the divide between what different groups laughed at, and what subtle jokes maybe flew over the heads of others. I’ve watched scary/horror…

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing.

I work for an international women’s organization that specifically supports marginalized women in conflict-affected countries, so I’m at work today as normal. Our President sent a memo around to the office last night requesting everyone to wear red, so while we aren’t technically on strike, we’re here today in…

I listened to Gary Jules’s cover of “Mad World” while driving around in my hideous car and thinking things like, “Damn.”

This is a very important point. I had accepted a promotion a few years ago (handed to me simply to relieve some of the piled-on responsibilities affecting my boss at the time) and was so excited to have even been offered the opportunity to bother caring too much about the raise, which was barely a few thousand…

Reminds me of this:

this is a surprisingly common thing to happen on reality shows, apparently. a gift that continues to deliver (...to terrible people like myself)

Rinna is kind of like the Michael Flynn of RHOBH. She can’t recall if she said it, she can’t be sure if she hadn’t said it.. she’s just gonna scapegoat Eden/Russia in the meantime.

“I’ve never heard of Lib Hypocrisy obviously. I denounce whoever it is. I’m going to find out who’s tweeting it. It will be immediately deleted. Everybody makes mistakes,” she said.

After it aired, Spicer had proposed cracking a joke about the send-up during his next briefing, or even firing a squirt gun, as McCarthy had done in the sketch. Trump vetoed the idea, according to one person briefed on the matter.

This is very Twin Peaks

yeeeees! alyssa for the win.