Ribeyes, Helicopter Rides and Booze

Drew didn't print my boring anecdote so I'll leave it here.

Those sandwiches suck.

For the record Drew, Monroe and New Orleans are about as similar as Napa and Los Angeles. Both share a governor and pay the same state taxes, and the similarities end there.

But I hate Facebook and don't have one... linking to the destructor of human souls is not an answer...lol

I said this in another thread, but I use a burner account not because I am trolling but because I am AFRAID of those kinds of people being able to hack into the Gawker (or other blog) system and retrieve my personal information if I happen to say something that pisses them off one day. (I've said stuff on here I…

To write checks your body can't cash son!

Pirates of Dark Water is the mic-drop, the topic-is-over answer, isn't it?

Like a boat....

Not to make you feel bad on so many counts (yeah, right), but I got a tankful 2 weeks ago, for $63.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

Exactly.

So what you're saying is, if I don't have enough time to go into another room and retrieve a gun from a locked safe, I don't have enough time to grab a gun that is literally within arms' reach of me right now, either? Well, congrats on developing the teleportation spell - mind sharing it? I'd love to just teleport out…

I can imagine the pre-pubescent screams.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I bet each one is 5, 7, 5 on the syllable count too—a bastardization of the true Japanese form, which is not concerned with English syllabics.

Really? I hopped over to them after ESPN started lagging. Great stream, high quality, and announcers who I couldn't understand but were fantastic. Watched it on my Macbook,

I don't feel I need to waste additional words on a company that is negligent, goes bankrupt, takes billions in taxpayer dollars through the bankruptcy process and then uses said bankruptcy as a shield against prior negligence.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

And fuck fanboy trolls.