Green beer was invented

I know why you cannot understand it, because it's not true. No true Saints fan likes that bag-o-dicks.

I'm sure if they used someone of middle eastern decent, like someone I pictured, that would not have been good enough as he looks too white. Nick Fury was a white man yet he was cast as a black man. Get over it. Same with the casting of The Last Airbender. The movie sucked but the series took aspects of all types of…

I find you to be more racist than what you are accusing other people. What about this guy? Is he too white for you?

I assume Bob is still a good guy, but...

High School: Where Rape Is OK but Finger Guns Will Get You Expelled!

I'd imagine it would be something like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen type of movie(s). In the end it will be, at best, Van Helsing-esque and at it's worst, The Munsters.

and that this could very well provide an out for Chris Hemsworth, as Thor kind-of-sort-dies in one version of this story. Hemsworth has said he has two Avengers movies and one Thor one left in his six-film contract, so we could be leading up to a story about Thor falling in the Part 1 of Infinity War

You are correct. My son wastes time at night picking out clothing combinations for school the next day to make it look like he doesn't care what he puts on instead of just putting on a damn shirt and pants.

Not this time. Luckily it was an old towel. Used it to wipe blood off someone's face after he got in a car wreck in front of us.

Damn! I was hoping Paw Paws was a cartoon about old men.

To pay fake property taxes, of course!

I think the real estate agent is Jack's dad.

The neighborhoods really are going from black to white.

too long but you get the point.

Went as Author Dent for Halloween. Robe kept me warm and the towel kept the wife warm. That towel came in real handy throughout the night though.

Why? The amusing bit is what the guy is doing, not them helping him out. Would you feel better if they recorded the whole bit, making the situation more awkward with the whole "Hey we were just filming you do ridiculous shit and now we are going to ask you about it."