All seriousness though, probably one of the best national anthems in a while.

Proving that white men can't dance or jump.

Two things for me:

Striking out on and off the field.

River walk is the turd in the toilet bowl, called San Antonio, that will not flush.

Could be worse. Check out Delaware.

We may be second to last for education but we are damn proud of being number one for happiest state.

It was either Cowboys or Niners! Then they switched them out with Notre Dame jackets because, "Catholic college blah blah blah… Go Jesus!"

Do you realize how idiotically hypocritical your statement is? Entitled to a safe space online includes EVERYONE. Even the people you disagree with.

Yeah! And then after we call their employers we can harass their family. I don't use Facebook or Twitter as that would be a personal waste of time. I don't care what someone from twenty years ago, that I don't even talk to, has to say or even care what's trending since I'm not a twelve year old girl.

You know they used to fling dead bodies into besieged towns or castles killing off people with diseases? Or what about razing villages as the army moved through pillaging all the food and wares. They would also kill all the men, rape the women and children and/or use them as slaves.

I thought we were talking about father and/or mother showering with their kid? The family unit is a different kind of intimacy than friendships.

Years of religious sex shaming and small showers. I'm sure if everyone had the massive walk-in shower it wouldn't be as weird as you are not rubbing up against each other.

It's the hairy tongue. Or it could be that it reminds me of this…

Look up Turkish Bathhouse. One big problem with two grown men in the shower is it's too small for the both of you. Second, you need to take into account the other person's comfort level with doing so. You wouldn't force your dad into the tub with you.

Well, beards clash with the human emo hairstyles and the awoken runway model look. Either you just don't get it or you need a makeover. ;)

Reading comprehension is not your thing is it. They man yelled "I have a gun and will shoot", he shot four times, then the police yelled "POLICE!"

No knock raids sound just like burglars breaking down your door.

We are almost there!

And when you glutton the market, someone will come in and give the market something new. At one point all we had in fast food was burgers and then someone decided, "hey why not pizza!"