Watched the video-

As much authority on it as any of the St. Louis Rams. Or any of the protestors.

Big difference, pretty sure you don't see it though.

No plaid. No boots. Young-ass shirt. Skinny jeans.

I am in the same boat. Got a $15 trimmer and I give the face a buzz every other week. Is my shitty beard a fashion statement? No, I am lazy and my wife is cool with it.

Chocolate milk. You're a grown man who drinks chocolate milk at lunch.

Can't you literally do anything in this game? Why would you buy fake land?

This is well out of the realm of "Let this guy live" and well into the realm of "Sir, I asked you to leave," in my opinion.

What in the fuck is in the bottom of her tub?

LSU rushed 56 times in regulation. They threw it 22 times.

Lemme call timeout and think about it.

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

Unfortunate ad placement.....

Delusional, really? Could a person suffering from delusions carefully shade in a huge, perfectly identical, "TMZ" logo on each page?

Funny...I seem to remember a bunch of loud Seahawks fans calling everyone else whiners for talking about the refs screwing them out of games against Seattle last year. It's amazing how quickly things change.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

.@Amareisreal says he's been doing the red wine bath for about 6-8 months. #Knicks

More like No Balance, amirite?

What better way to monumentalize such a massive dick than with a huge erection?