Jesus, shut the fuck up.

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

Is the "hacking their money" thing really that bad though? Do they actually lose that money in the long term? I imagine that they at worst just have to deal with disputing the transfer or something.

I hope Jimmy Fallon says it so I can watch it tomorrow morning on Gawker, where it will suddenly be hip and funny.