Don’t forget! The recruiting class is now enrolled! Super non-dick move Bob!

+1 Siberian Hamster

All time top 10 show for me. There is no TV show that has made me laugh harder.

Manuel, there is too much butter on those trays.
- No, no senor, not “on those trays...” Uno dos tres.

Eventually!

I remember when the Yankees signed Mark Whiten, and all I knew about him was that 4-HR game from a few years prior, and I assumed he was going to bat fourth and hit 50 homers. (He hit five that year.)

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

Not sure why the author’s fairly mundane, broadly within-the-consensus observations have riled you so much, but for what it’s worth: I’ve watched every Jets game since Harris entered the league, and read more than my share of Bowles’ quotes on players, and it’s pretty obvious to me that 1) Harris is a Ring of Honor…

Woody Johnson! Welcome to Deadspin!

No one cares about Dev and Francesca!

The whole in love/not in love with the engaged girl made me crazy. It ruined the pace of the series and just brought everything to a stop. I could only watch them be syrupy cute for so long before it made me want to fast forward. The whole thing was such a stupid trope it made for hard viewing.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Please don’t label this garbage cheesy foul-drawing everyone hates as a “highlight”, you know better.

It would be nice if they could go back in time to make that happen, but Greg Oden already stole it all.

Fun fact:

Joe Maddon, also known as the guy who tried to derail the Cubs only World Series championship in a century, by forcing Chapman to pitch in 2 innings in the blowout of Game 6.

Here’s a recipe for a classic Nick Kyrgios implosion:

Amazing a guy who is competitively only ok at tennis lost.

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

No, she won a game she wasn’t playing. It’s like the South saying they actually won the Civil War because they killed more Union soldiers in action. Her objective was to win the EC, and she utterly failed, against a dipshit.