privatedoberman
Pvt. Duane Doberman, U.S. Army
privatedoberman
Jul 19 2017
4

I like the 30something dude in the office with tons of shin/heel microfractures because he can’t stop running marathons like a fucking lunatic.

Jul 19 2017
7

I kept wondering if “Normal Person’s Guide to Preparing for a Marathon” was one of those logic puzzles Kirk uses to mess up a machine intelligence.

Jul 19 2017
1

Thank God I’m 1500 miles from these squawking cretins, but that being said, I’d love to hear a composite of their voices yell the following sentence: BILL RUSSELL WAS AN INGRATE

Jul 18 2017
1

What if they afforded to build a shitload of affordable housing STAT and then unionize other online writers and assorted recipients of Internet Recognition Fun Bucks

Jul 17 2017
3

They did do a takedown of a major artist about five years ago but nobody got to that part what with the 19 indecipherable nonsense-paragraphs that led the expose

Jul 17 2017
108

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?