privatedoberman
Pvt. Duane Doberman, U.S. Army
privatedoberman

I ran a marathon a dozen years ago, in my mid-20s. It was, at that time, a lifetime dream of mine. I had been running since high school, and to me the pinnacle of running was doing a marathon.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

“Most notably, you have the widely respected Gianluca Di Marzio—the closest thing European soccer has to an Adrian Wojnarowski or a Adam Schefter”

LMAO, wow you’re gullible.

There’s no way you know that Neymar is presently happy and wouldn’t want a move. The fact is, much of this comes down to money, and even if Neymar

Neymar is better than one of Ronaldo or Messi?

Please stop writing about soccer or things.

“Boston, who cut loose the albatross contract around their neck by DFA’ing Pablo Sandoval last week”

I’m glad the link was to the two articles that were intentionally reactionary and sensationalistic and not countless others that weren’t.

Remind me again: When was Pitchfork a source of hard-hitting investigative music journalism?

I mean, really. Do they give a Nobel Prize for “Non-life-threatening chemistry”?

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

this piece feels like a reach. those tweets are pretty vanilla, but not offensive. and i, at least, do not seem them as infantilizing. more a tip of the hat to a veteran who lost bad. are you just looking for something to be angry about?

She didn’t fall apart, she gave up.

Filed this article to “no nit that can’t be picked”

A) This is Deadspin.

He’s profiting off of racism. There’s not really a quantitative measure to decide if that’s better or worse than violence towards women, so let’s just say they’re both bad and try to not give them more money

He’s a racist loudmouth. If I want that, I’ll watch Fox News.

Sigh.

The better news is you don’t have to pay for this garbage fight to begin with. Yay, a light hitting technical boxer will go 12 rounds with a novice. Sounds exciting.