privatedoberman
Pvt. Duane Doberman, U.S. Army
privatedoberman
Jul 19 2017
2

I ran a marathon a dozen years ago, in my mid-20s. It was, at that time, a lifetime dream of mine. I had been running since high school, and to me the pinnacle of running was doing a marathon. Read more

Jul 19 2017
148

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

Jul 19 2017
7

“Most notably, you have the widely respected Gianluca Di Marzio—the closest thing European soccer has to an Adrian Wojnarowski or a Adam Schefter”

LMAO, wow you’re gullible.

There’s no way you know that Neymar is presently happy and wouldn’t want a move. The fact is, much of this comes down to money, and even if Neymar Read more

Jul 19 2017
19

“Boston, who cut loose the albatross contract around their neck by DFA’ing Pablo Sandoval last week” Read more

Jul 17 2017
19

Remind me again: When was Pitchfork a source of hard-hitting investigative music journalism?

Jul 17 2017
132

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.” Read more

Jul 15 2017
39

this piece feels like a reach. those tweets are pretty vanilla, but not offensive. and i, at least, do not seem them as infantilizing. more a tip of the hat to a veteran who lost bad. are you just looking for something to be angry about?

Jul 13 2017
6

He’s profiting off of racism. There’s not really a quantitative measure to decide if that’s better or worse than violence towards women, so let’s just say they’re both bad and try to not give them more money

Jul 13 2017
38

He’s a racist loudmouth. If I want that, I’ll watch Fox News.

Jul 13 2017
29

The better news is you don’t have to pay for this garbage fight to begin with. Yay, a light hitting technical boxer will go 12 rounds with a novice. Sounds exciting.