An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

You can be hospitalized for a stubbed toe! Non-life-threatening.. feh. What does that EVEN MEAN?

Harden’s google search “How to get confetti out of beard”

{UPDATE} Editor’s note: On July 16, we posted an article on Ezekiel Elliot that fell far short of our editorial standards, which are written on this here cocktail napkin. We take domestic violence matters seriously, how could we not, SB stands for “Seriously, Bro.” Finally, we realized “Blogging the Boys” infringed on…

Jeez, homer rando, no need to get defensive, which is coincidentally the Cowboys’ motto now that 29 of their defensive players have been suspended

Scientology: Where did you learn this aberrant behavior?

How could somebody pay for $110 to watch a serial abuser use a brain-scrambled dipshit as a human punching bag (in high def)? How do Adam Sandler movies make money? How can I make $5500/week working from home just like my aunt, ask me how.

Note to self: run NBA-related scams on Hong Kongers.

Women’s equity futures were up to $1.51 on the male dollar (up from 77 cents) on the news before this morning’s traded started.

As a Rockets fan, I am heartily supporting the new Knicks front office to be successful in their Melo obstructionism.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she takes a few tournaments off due to the truly wretched injury caused by this infantilization. I personally think she should lay low, the infatilizers/white knight struggle could spill into the streets, killing thousands and disrupting basic infrastructure.

He’s technically correct, the best kind of correct there is!

To quote The Life of Brian, the best movie about religion ever: “This team’s a piece of shit, when you look at it.”

Good thing Lance Burton and other magicians already call Vegas home, it’s going to take multiple sets of illusions over many years to make the move look palatable.

What is ‘obnoxious Cubs fans bludgeoned without receiving a criminal sentence,’ Alex?

Take it away, exasperated Carl Brutananadilewski

Geddy Lee voice IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ROOT FOR A SIDE YOU STILL HAVE MADE A CHOICE

“Laugh and the world laughs with you... cry and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

In all fairness, I thought it was hilarious, but I was high a lot at the time and didn’t have an extensive VHS library to choose from.

It’s like The Great White Hype if Peter Berg had even less self-awareness and the entire movie wasn’t funny at all. DON’T SAY IT