“Can we not talk about the Category 4 hurricane bearing down on our house and instead talk about the new dining room set we just got?”

That place doesn’t look like affordable housing at all

Sorry about that, my subsequent edit made your contribution look redundant.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Of course not, you mention tanking and he thinks you’ll be talking about the theories on how and where he was raised.

Is that good? Is Martinique an orange liqueur?

Proud graduate of the Donald Trump, Jr. Finishing School of The Woodlands

Don’t worry, I simulated a Cowboys/Seahawks match-up in the NFC Championship Game and the Cowboys lost 77-2.

In all fairness, Plenty O’Toole wasn’t a femme fatale, she was comic relief (“Named after your father?”). Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) was more the femme fatale type to the extent one existed.

Yes, at this rate of GOP defection we’ll counteract all the voter suppression they’ve enacted by the year 9000. Register to vote everyone who hates Trump and what this country’s become, throw wave after wave of them at this tenuously secured GOP fortification until it breaks.

The most bewildering thing is how this squinty little Gingrich-worshiping twit could even be considered a hero (not on principle, but on ratings for his lightly non-hate watched show). Well, not bewildering if you look at this country’s devolutionary slide where goalposts are moved every few days.

So are they remaking Prayer of the Rollerboys with an all-black cast or what?

I didn’t listen to Lumbergh about coming in on the weekend, why would I listen to him about this.

I prefer to think of the shaved head/MMA glitterati as a bunch of Curly death-cultists.

“From the city that brought you The Edsel.”

(gen-X scoff) More like NEGatron.

“Hello, Floyd, I am an idiot. Can I make my $90 directly payable to the IRS?”

On the plus side, Texas has just made delivering shirtless tirades in an attempt to make ineligible a top prospect a capital offense.

Let’s just get this out of the way: home court advantage. Perhaps literally.

So he’s a head?