privatedoberman
Pvt. Duane Doberman, U.S. Army
privatedoberman

I haven’t watched this trailer yet (at work). I love Tina Fey with all my heart, but please tell me that incredibly lame (and weak) storyline with the alcoholic therapist is not featured here.

As expected Tituss continues to be a treasure. Will watch for his presence alone.

“What if we got Harrison Ford to thumb wrestle Meghan Trainor?”

“What if we demolished disco?”

Jimmy Fallon is the White Sox of late night TV.

Wait, you’re telling me that a giant entity that was formed as a partnership between two of the worlds biggest corporations and owned by a weapons manufacturer who sold it to a telecom provider ISN’T some radical leftist psy-op to overthrow the status quo? Next you’re going to claim their biggest “star” is a former

If he goes to the Lakers then he won’t have to worry about losing to anybody in the playoffs.

So what you are telling us is that Vladimir Putin put on a show in front of a bunch of morons that led directly to what was obviously going to happen and people ate it up like the soylent green the deserve?

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

For anyone masochistic enough to still care about the Knicks

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

I can’t believe I’m commenting on a post about Stephen fuckin’ A. Smith.

“Serves him right. Never take your eyes off those mother fuckers. Not for a second.”
-Jimmy Carter

Thomas is a grown fucking man, and if he didn’t want to play, he can use his words and say so.

He showed up for work and did a fine job at it.

None of us including the coach, get’s to tell someone the “proper” way to grieve.

Immediate improvement ensues as Harper plays 1v9.

Obviously if a man cries there is something wrong with him. That’s the story you want to tell?

“This is your call, but as your consultant, I do not recommend going down this path, as it generates only a negative outcome and provides a good argument to defeat your proposal.”

And Beverly has been playing great since that pick. Your point?

It was impressive. We got to see two piss poor impressions instead of just one.

And after all that, he didn’t realize he was offsides as fuck.