The man hits like Babe Ruth.

That would be 1914: 2-10, 4k

Counterpoint: bad outfielder makes relatively easy catch look really hard, then botches it.

The heartbreaking tragedy of Aaron Hernandez, as far as Belichek is concerned, is that he didn’t get a compensatory draft pick for losing him.

When Phil wanted to bring the Triangle to the Knicks I don’t think he intended it to be the Bermuda variety.

Manfred’s plan is to transition the mascot. Chief Wahoo, Chief Hooray, Chief Huzzah, Chief Golly, and finally Chief Alack.

Apparently two of Messi, Ronaldo, and Suarez went off and died or something.

The tedium MVP should unanimously be the goddamn rest epidemic bullshit. That was never interesting.

Here comes some more LaVar Ball criticism about LeBron not caring about his seed.

So did you ever decide whether to vote, or does your personal outrage end at the point you’re required to get up from your laptop?

Exasperated Commenter Begs Giri Nathan to Please, Please Stop Writing about Nick Kyrgios

But it should curb your condensation just a little bit.

Slight correction: he didn’t overthrow the first baseman, the first baseman was just straight up not paying attention because he saw Lindor run to try to get the force at second. The throw was on target but Encarnacion was not even looking for the ball.

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

Moyes will be punished by being forced to sign an extension to manage Sunderland.

#LetsGoFish is quite excellent, considering that’s what most Marlins fans (term used loosely) will indeed be doing at game time.

He’s just crying because now someone will carry his bags for him.

Canada would still not have made the 2018 World Cup. They didn’t make the top six in CONCACAF.

It is important to differentiate between being an American “soccer fan” and being a fan of American Soccer. One makes you an outlier and, likely, the annoying guy at your office. The other makes you insane.

Has he really become too much of a distraction?