“My name is Dick Bavetta and I am a proud recovering American soccer fan.”

Fun Facts! The Las Vegas metropolitan area has increased in population by 285% since 1990, and still ranks 29th in population. As a media market, it ranks #40, well behind cities like Hartford, Milwaukee, Cincinnati. According to Gizmodo, only 1 in 4 Nevadans were actually born in Nevada.

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

NICK FOALS

So you’re saying the Eastern Conference should tank in the hopes of getting a good position to join other basketball leagues?

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

Not even remotely the same thing. South American teams are all good. Panama has hosted 12 games in the Hex all time, and won once. The US has won more games there, 2 in 3 games. This is a game the US should win even short handed. Yes Panama has improved in the past decade+, the US should still win.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

Bonds had an OBP of .480 in his final season, his age-42 season, and not one single MLB

Gruden’s on ESPN sucking Goodell’s cock right now. Ultra fuck Jon Gruden. True fans will stick with them? Fuck you, Jon. Shove a flaming hot metal dildo up your ass and die.

Yeah, tornados are fucking horrifying and they often kill people, mostly because folks don’t understand what’s going on and they don’t get to a safe place.

Yeah yeah yeah, but what is Trump doing? And will some website unionize?That’s what real sports fans come to sports websites like this one for.

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Ha ha, ain’t nobody gonna be celebrating in Puerto Rico when Trump builds that wall to keep them out of the USA!

Bold move to dribble out the game down 3, let’s see if it pays off for him.

Website that employed Jordan Sargent calls retired professional basketball player unqualified to coach amateur basketball team

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

Knick’s Season Ticket Holders: We’re Going To Keep Doing This Stupid Thing That Makes No Sense

I used to never like home runs. Then I saw a guy flip a bat after he did it and I thought “that’s the most fun thing I’ve ever seen anyone do on a baseball field”. Gives me chills every time I see a guy pump his fist after striking someone out. I can’t help but think of how much fun these guys must be having.

But PR is the real winner because they enjoyed themselves the most.