“Swaggy Ph.D.”

This must be Girls At Our/Their Best, because I think they just released the one album in 80 or 81 with a few singles thrown in the mix.

Tom Verducci? KEN ROSENTHAL?! (emits high pitched Beatle fan shriek)

It and River’s Edge make for great 80s counter-programming against any John Hughes retrospective.

Baby steps, it will first be re-named Endicott Hall, after the racist greenhouse dude from In the Heat of the Night what slapped Mr. Tibbs, then Jerry Rice Hall sometime in 2090.

Holy shit, the protagonist from 3 O’Clock High, I wondered what happened to him.

I just hope that some day therapy will get him to the point where he can change his Twitter handle from IHateJohn and John can change his from IHateJim to IHateJack1 and IHateJack2, respectively

WHY’S EVERYBODY GETTING ON THIS ROBERSON KID?

CAPTION: Now’s not the time to bow, you daft bogan

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

I came by mine congenitally, now I don’t even show up to run the Blizzard machine at the DQ half the time.

I think I saw Julio once with an African-American date in Sanford and Son, can that be added to the list.

Maybe there’s some dingo-borne utter fucking douchebag who should fucking quit already disease going around Down Under.

Her dad is Quincy Jones, for shit’s sake, you have to take that chance.

At least this is in all in our national rear-view mirror now, apart from the bloodthirsty idiot who recklessly called for their execution being President and things getting worse in the criminal justice system and militarized police departments.

I would prefer an editorial by Penn that’s titled I WANT TO BE PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AGAIN and contains assurances that he presently knows the difference between a caucus and a primary.

It’s so cute that they’ve got the names of an NBA franchise like a proper junior league team and everything. I especially loved the contributions of PLAYER 7.

HOLY SHIT HE DIDN’T BUY A SEXBOT OVER THE INTERNET HE’S MARRYING AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN IN HER 40s WHO HAS A CAREER AND.. DARE I SAY IT.. AGENCY

Intelligent, attractive women that are about the same age as him and that have independent agency to make their own decisions? GET SUPERMAX READY, WE’VE GOT ANOTHER INMATE COMING

Emblematic of some of the exchanges below and to future siphon off my seemlessly endless supply of hatred, I want, nay NEED, a thread devoted to Cubs hate. They’re losing 9-0 to the Brew Crew in the 3rd inning right now and Schwarber’s struck out in his only at bat since returning to the lineup and Lestah and…