The clicking of tongues sounds like one of those 17-year cicada swarms.

I don’t think he was originally married until his was in his mid-to-late 30s.

I’m just sad that Customs will probably confiscate both of his accent marks.

I can’t help but think of the red-haired waiter in the IT Crowd berated by Jen’s date: “Hey Hucknall! When you’re Simply Ready!”

“Does anybody here have any objection as to why these two people should not be married?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZkjo3mNmsA

I am now reading all too-soon/I-am-the-universe responses with the voice of Monty Python’s Pepperpots (Mrs. Premise, Mrs. Conclusion) echoing in my head.

And therefore deserves no happiness and neither does his daughter and most definitely not that woman who I remember from Dream a Little Dream!

I too employ arbitrary, solipsistic and subjective guidelines to shit on people!

When it comes to interplanetary conquest, I’d be inclined to believe Pence and his race of people.

He was turned in by his dog, who was unsurprisingly a fan of Barbara Boxer.

This program is extremely disorganized and anarchic and needs an element of military discipline.

I love both of them, but it’s Village Green’s brevity (no reason Australia has to go on for 7 minutes) and lack of an overt concept album theme that make it the anti-psychedelic tonic and winner.

That last clause is most assuredly not correct and is contradicted by no fewer than two dozen daily posts.

Incidentally, the correct answer is “The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society”

I’m not a fan of either, but wasn’t Pet Sounds the album that spurred the Beatles to make Sgt. Pepper (which introduced a whole new generation to British vaudevillian ditties and George Martin’s over-production)?

If you told me that the guy who runs CNN (Jeff Zucker) is in fact the youngest Zucker Brother and that his tenure is one long comedy project that skewers the absolute cluelessness and stupidity of a lightly-watched cable news station, I’d believe it.

Apart from insulting, it’s anachronistic, to prepare he should have watched the finest product gay culture had to offer in the mid-80s, Top Gun.

(pulls off Robin Masters’ mask) CHIN HO?!

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…