C’mon, when’s the last time a Braves starting pitcher even sniffed three strikeouts.

Not only that, but opposing fans slowly repeating the name “Daryl” was descended from a dehumanization technique used to strip chattel slaves of their former identity in the 18th century

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

At least you can tell a racist from a non-racist announcer if he uses the archaic, possibly racist 19th century phrase “string him up” instead of “ring him up” to denote a player having been strucc out (is that fine? notice I didn’t say “O.K.” because the K in O.K. stands for Kleagle)

It used to be when random dumbshits got certain ideas in their heads their letters were rejected for publication by a local newspaper or they were bleeped on Art Bell’s radio show.

The season when has was 42 (and with the Rangers, I grew up in Houston watching his Dome years) he actually had a 300+ K season with fewer than 100 walks, a goddamned marvel.

What’s more impressive is Nolan Ryan walking more than 200 twice in a season, and ending his career with about 1000 more BBs than his next nearest competitor (Carlton). His best season was 1977, when he walked 5.5 per start (6.8 per nine innings), yet still finished in 3rd for the Cy Young [he had a WAR of 7.9 as…

It’s their own fault, they’re in a narcotic haze from constant eucalyptus leaf consumption. Dogs have been drinking coffee since sun-up.

Holy shit, one of the Oasis brothers.

It’s strange how he always runs out of people to be mad at in October.

Viewers can’t help doing what they’re told!

Why be so ‘glass half empty,’ I’m surprised there were any women employed at all in the Trump White House.

Price seems to be a Commodore not only in alumni status but also in computing power.

Jones is a savvy businessman, he’s not going to pay for felonies that somebody under contract is ostensibly giving away for free.

Man, she really dodged a bullet.

Maybe he just can’t hack it.

This is CBS, after all, the only network whose viewership is largely comprised of nursing home break room TV sets that are left on against the residents’ wishes.

At least Jack Lord was in Dr. No and could have been Captain Kirk (had he not wanted a large piece of the show).

I guess it is aloha spirit if aloha also means goodbye.

In a world of truth-in-advertising, San Diego’s event would just be called Con, which is strangely appropriate.