It’s only fair, Rahm was an summa cum laude graduate of Shitty Mayor Tech.

He’s such a gym rat that he had to sit out a few games with upset stomach after gnawing his way through some soiled mats.

I loved him in House of Cards and The 4400 (his start?), the other 42 minutes of an episode where he wasn’t in for both shows were no picnic, though. I don’t know if TD can be good merely through his presence unless he’s in most scenes and David Milch takes a flamethrower to most of the worthless philosophical…

(old man tweets his name at Jack Sock, arrives in Mr. Burns-as-Jimbo Jones disguise, gets another 19 towels)

By ‘Boston trying busing’ I assume you mean they were under court order to do it after consistently ignoring a desegregation law passed by the Commonwealth in 1965, forcing a lawsuit by the NAACP in 1972.

Book ‘em, Dan-O, Disparate Treatment One.

(googles Boston Busing Riots) To be fair, those rocks being hurled at black schoolchildren WERE subtle.

“I was married to #5 in the sleeved variant, it was the finest garment I ever owned.”

So suffice it to say that they’re not jazzed.

I think they’re two of Lionel Hutz’s aliases.

More like Brandon Cringe. But who could forget the magnificence that was Damion Easley/more like Queasy or John Jaha/more like Ha-Ha?

He McCann’t right now, he’s engaged in an exhaustive frame-by-frame review of 298 occurrences where the hitter thought he belted a homer but the ball either went off the fence (leading many doubles to be reduced to singles due to the erroneous home run trot) or was caught on the track.

Finally, a debate to make us look back favorably on the interminable NBA MVP debate. So many great Home Run Derby memories. So many glorious Chris Berman calls punctuated by scotch burps. I have all the winners’ names tattooed on my back.

Whatever happened to USER GENERATED CONTENT (96-point, three-dimensional font, like the title for Ben-Hur)

It didn’t help that a bunch of Southies threw rocks at the Town Car that brought Horford to his introductory press conference.

I always go for a portmanteau with their previous name (Bullizards). It actually lengthens the name but at the same time sounds like a Pokemon species.

I cleaned up the image and something surprising happened. Background audio is fuzzy, but I clearly heard “ya moron”

Every Good Boy Deserves a Max Contract

At least their rallying cry (“SPOON!!!”) is a winner

♫ Has high blood pressure got a hold on me