All rugby must be played with Madness’ One Step Beyond playing over the loudspeaker or the whole thing falls apart.

(Babou springs out of casket) LOOK OUT, BOYS, HE’S CREPUSCULAR!

Future chyrons: Disarrays vs. Rays, Tlosses vs. Twins, Custers vs. Indians, Last Bros vs. Astros, Serfs vs. Royals

The best start since the introduction of the pitching mound, which was only 124 years ago.

(gen X scoff) more like PUNGENT Sound

“Oh come on, they’re not THAT bad.”

Progress requires a rational and empathetic actor, and not a Rahm Emanuel.

I meant what you thought I meant, between militarization, civil settlements, and consent decrees it seems all my municipal tax dollars are feeding the police beast (yes, even in liberal Austin).

Obviously RIFRA and its ilk can’t be used to deny cake-making services to weddings involving two people of color, or a mixed race couple, etc. The Civil Rights Act was validated as against a business owner’s “freedom of association” claim. One would think a few transitive properties apply if the LGBQT community gets…

He can keep the name Victor so long as he tells people he was named after a vintage television and not a person who defeats an enemy or opponent in a battle, game, or other competition.

You now, that pederast from Lolita, Shumpert Shumpert

You’ll hear all about this new NBA trend in the latest Louis Jordan musical, Five Starting Small Forwards Named Moe

By 2020 99% of municipal budgets may be tied up in civil settlements, body cameras, and the extra civil settlements that come from the additional incidents said body cameras record, all because nobody wants to abide by the ounce of prevention/pound of cure credo.

So after Kumail, Bill from Freaks and Geeks, the twitchy guy with all the phone commercials, Marc Maron’s assistant, and Amy’s boyfriend on Veep, there’s ANOTHER dude on the show?

Wait till the musical comes out.

(gen-X scoff) More like James Yields

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

“They took my challenge flags away” “DUDE. YOUR WHOLE JACKET IS MADE OF CHALLENGE FLAGS”

(bad deal struck) (players moved) (GM waits two months) (throws red challenge flag)

The 28,000 residents the tiny Caucasian principality of Katvua, upon seeing the news on their tiny 8' TV sets with super-huge antennas, immediately erupted in celebration, startling a few goats.