(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

“Clean out your desk”

He could be both, but this is definitely the plaintive cry of somebody who wants the Jorts to be good.

At least that’s in the realm of a cognizable claim in small claims court, this is something filed in federal court where the cause of action is FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

It’s worse than you think, I believe that GRRM’s website has no fewer than 100 posts since his last completed book detailing his Jets fandom.

Waded through the 43-page document in order to find the only phrase that could possibly explain this, and there it was: “the plaintiff is a pro se litigant.”

Activating all pain nerves

Krygios: What would you do if I finally retired?

“Great, the rule on this now that I’m out of the league” -- Donald Sterling

They remind me of a line from Casino: “Somebody’s always lookin’ the other way. Now look at these guys, they look busy, right? They’re countin’ money. Who’d want to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal.”

If you think that’s a waste of time, imagine a meta-comment on a story exposing Megyn Kelly’s full of shit-ness vis-a-vis Alex Jones.

“I’m only watching today because Randi came out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boat house.”

Gilbert has extended the GM, but he messed up and sent the “Good News!” e-mail in white Comic Sans font, so that the message appears invisible and a passive-aggressive swipe.

Jay Sekulow looks and dissembles a lot like his mentor, Nathan Thurm.

Unfortunately, this Faustian fielding bargain means that he turns into Manny Mendoza at the plate.

Hey, being a solid perennial second best team in the Eastern Conference is nothing to sneeze at. It’s like winning 2nd in a race where all the runners but yourself and the gold medialist collide and fall down.

I think Philly shocks the world and drafts an orthopedic surgeon with the #1 overall pick.

He’s pitched well overall in comparison to the Nationals’ bullpen or the Orioles’ starting rotation.