Oh crap Russian goons are going to throw bricks at Cameroon’s team bus.

“In 2012 Cameroon exported 246,500 tonnes of bananas, especially to Europe. This included 59,000 tonnes to the UK.” OK I’m not seeing the problem here, if anything it’s a recognition of their development of a diverse set of exports. The blackface was just a callback to the classic “Attila the Hun Show” sketch from…

It just takes the one, and I’m guessing it isn’t a modern-day Henry Fonda.

I mean who doesn’t remember the average Joe hero of 30s movies like Dracula, Frankenstein or The Mummy? David Manners, John Boles, and David Manners again represent!

Schwarber alternates: FIGURED ME OUT / COOL BATBREEZE / MILLENIAL ROB DEER / ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST

The Raccoon Weekly Sentinel has a version of events, noting that an autopsy on Bandit-E9458 showed no signs of rabies and digging into the human’s past altercations with animals, including her stepping on a field mouse when she was 9.

BACNE with an arrow pointing downward

Kyle Schwarber ordered BEEFY LEADOFF a few weeks ago and it’s already been invalidated.

The 1940's black and white landscape photographer?

When the Fat Albert Gang’s Old Weird Harold goes corporate.

I can’t wait for Bryce Harper’s DOUCHENOZZLE to be lettered in a 180-degree arc across his shoulder blades.

Five Words: Jeff Fisher Mind-Controlling Symbiotic Mustache

If it is, I’m sure it’s half a penny compared to the thousands of dollars the average household shovels into antiquated fighter jets kept alive by a single provincial Congressperson and $5000 Pentagon hammers every year.

I wonder when the highly useless tradition began, and whether it was manufactured by jersey companies like the greeting card industry manufactured Mother’s Day.

I think he’s just now completing a throwing motion he began as a junior at Arizona State.

They’d better get his ass out there, the window for winning multiple Super Bowls is closing fast with Brock n’ Roll Suicide piloting the ship.

*SCHEDULE ALERT* Astros play Red Sox Friday-Sunday. All hail the Vanilla Parallel Universe.

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

The dangers of concussions have been well-documented since prehistoric times, when Fred Flintstone would get bonked on the head by bowling ball and turn into an international bon vivant (h/t Harvey Birdman, attorney at law)

Let’s conclude our Nixon parallels (while we can) with a Deep Throat quote from All The President’s Men: “Forget the myths the media’s created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand”