Sounds like somebody is aiming to be summering full-time in Mar-a-Lago after getting elected by negative several million votes to a job he never wanted.

Several million fools and a very specific sum of money will soon be parted.

Warriors-influenced nihilism has claimed its first victim.

He certainly fined the shit out of Mark Cuban, eviscerated the Timberwolves (fining the owner in the process), and ran a team for a bit (invalidating a huge Lakers trade), so I think he had plenary powers. He even fined Sterling way back in the day for an improper move from San Diego to LA. His successor certainly…

The linked article shows all the ridiculous fines Stern handed out over the years, some probably enforcing his dumbass dress code or for criticizing obvious ref fuckups, and Sterling never got dinged.

No discussion would be complete without mentioning his three-decade enabling of Donald Sterling and doing nothing even in the midst of Sterling’s crappy basketball decisions, federal housing discrimination complaints/settlements, and the very public details of Elgin Baylor’s lawsuit against him.

Come on, classroom full of dead children, Congressional cowards couldn’t even pass background check that was supported by 90+% of the populace (even before Sandy Hook). This is nothing.

10 minutes away from media attention and he’d be fiending on the floor like Ewan McGregor locked in a Glaswegian bedroom.

“All I’m going to say is this: imagine having Diane Keaton’s phone number in your contact list and not calling it at least once a week.” [Diane Keaton throws burner on ground, smashes it with her heel, sprays charcoal lighter on it, sets it on fire, goes into drugstore to buy another] 

HE GOT HIS IDEA FROM THE MOVIE THE KILLING FIELDS! BAN SAM WATERSTON!

If that’s the case why is the gun death rate about 1/50th in England what it is here, or 1/200th in Japan.

That’s the both sides equivalent of equating Richard Pryor saying “dead honky” on an SNL skit to a Klan rally.

Once again, Obama can’t even take away all our guns correctly.

“Could you just scooch over a little bit”

Tell that to the Nuremberg defendants.

They’ll take a hint from The Last Boy Scout, where the running back scores with the help of his trusty gun, shooting would-be tacklers (I think, I haven’t seen it in 25 years)

Are you kidding, the victim himself will probably be a Congressional Baseball Field Truther to gain the coveted Alex Jones endorsement in a few years.

I loved it in the theater, it was like having a Mean Streets for a new generation. Having the A-number-1 MC in the land promote the movie with a great track/video helped.

Transparency (or translucency) in GOP governance only refers to skin tone

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