Ironically, advising him that he has the right to remain silent could constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Two words: cursed hairpiece.

Ali rope a dopes from the 5th to the 8th round, Secretariat gets fed up, turns his back to Ali as the ref is breaking them up, and kicks him into the 3rd row (is disqualified)

Purple, you STUPID, STUPID person

If I can’t determine who the greatest of all time is or who is on the Mount Rushmore of something or if Secretariat could beat Muhammad Ali (in a boxing match, not a race) then what’s the point in creating something of very little economic use to fritter away the days before our inevitable passing.

I can’t even quantify who the MVP is this year much less the greatest team of all time while attempting to remove my recency bias and also simultaneously removing my rose-colored nostalgia glasses. Plus I need to remember to sleep and eat, these are vital processes to give me the energy to wake up the next day and…

I know what you mean, I have to continually remind people that Dubya the prototypical Texan was born in Connecticut and prep schooled in New England, and that the Koresh compound was actually outside of Waco city limits in Mount Carmel.

Try this instead

The all-time mess-with-your-demographic opening act still has to go to the Monkees, who paired in early ‘67 with a then-unknown Jimi Hendrix at Micky Dolenz’s insistence (Are You Experienced had just come out)

I feel sorry for the person with the 18th-in-line article about James Jones, it’ll never get published in time.

And THEN J.R. Smith STEPPED on the BALL

Smart move by the Georgian mob, some warrants can be ruled invalid by typos in the name.

I never thought I’d be significantly over in terms of how much the military paid for something. Thank God for the Reagan Pentagon and $5000 hammers.

Channing Frye..

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

I can’t believe it was supplanted by the Orgasmatron later that year.

At least he crashed his own line of questioning and not a $50 million Navy jet this time around.

It’s the parallels to the Teapot Dome scandal, which he also investigated while in the Senate— it made his brain implode.

At what point was it decided that a sizable group of Latin ballplayers had to have first names that (1) started with Y (2) sounded like something Dr. Seuss made up.