Move over, current dictionary example sentences illustrating the correct use of the word “timely”!

Surely they’re not solely responsible for this imbroglitoe

“For a decade I gave my all to this manure-filled organization owned by a lunatic, staffed by incompetent shitheads, and cheered on by reprobates I wouldn’t piss on if their hearts were on fire. Wait a minute, I guess when you say it that way, I ~do~ kind of look like a chump.”

His Polaroid picture on the celebrity apartment building community board is getting devil horns drawn on it.

I guess “older people getting stupider, see also 2016 election” is a more depressing headline.

His tendencies towards secrecy and self-aggrandizement must surely grind against each other, until the day he has a mimosa for brunch and gleefully blurts out that Tom Brady was clinically dead for 3 days in October 2012.

Don’t forget secret Warriors weapon CHRIS GATLING, somehow caught in the digitized space-time continuum.

“And where’s his thick, luxuriant mustache? Guys in the locker room love thick, luxuriant mustaches! And do we even know if he has a middle name? Michael. Jack. Schmidt. There’s a name you can set your watch by.”

That Flounder-looking dude is definitely the perfect, gormless front man.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Suburban Houston and Baylor University (of all places), represent.

It may have been a case of their shitty back-end starters being slightly less shitty than our shitty back-end starters, but I’ll feel a lot better when we get a third starter, maybe with an extra year left on his contract moving forward.

Their starters apart from Carrasco are butt this year, so it’s a matter of getting a few runs’ lead early in the game. I don’t know which team has the greater flexibility to get that extra starting pitcher, I assume it’s the Astros with assets like Derek Fisher (not that one), a lights-out 1B.

Against non-Indians opponents they’re 41-11 (I think they’ve only lost series against the Royals [earlier] and Indians [twice] this year). Please Lord don’t let that managerial Svengali and his bullpen full of unholy dark wizards make the playoffs.

Maybe the problem is continually fisking this useless sac of protoplasm rather than correctly identifying the people who enjoy David Brooks (his readership must be only 2% aficionados vs. 98% hate-reads). Once ID’ed, they can be loaded onto a pre-programmed garbage barge that will loop its way across the Atlantic.

To be fair Stills wrote most of the songs and Nash brought with him that British Invasion pop sensibility from the Hollies oh it’s hockey again.

I prefer the Under the Dome/bobbling* approach to reactionaries, myself.

(Incredible Hulk outro music plays as the Ryan brothers leave Nashville)

“I rest my case”

Does the account offer any evidence as to whether he is the Geek Dimension’s Corey Stoll doppelganger?