I don’t know, I think a paper jam right in the middle of printing a large, important document is worse than both, especially when you try to pull out the offending page, and it just rips off, leaving part of the page on the roller, so that the paper jam signal still comes up when you shut the door.

It’s true, poverty will henceforth be measured by e-meters and not disposable income or net assets.

And of course if anyone says “It’s an iconic DC Comics character, nobody could screw it up,” point out Man of Steel, Superman vs. Batman, Superman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Superman III (and IV)..

If that’s all it takes for ultra-racism, I have a feeling it’s not as exclusive a club as one might want to believe.

It’s just like when they introduced that romantic rival for Jake Hanson on Melrose Place, competing for the affection of Jo Reynolds

Wait until you get admitted, then you can plan all the disastrous wars you want #BestAndBrightest #LandWarInSoutheastAsia

Hank Jr.? I thought he had fallen off a cliff. Er.. figuratively.

“Amateurs” — Ray and Dave Davies.

It was really more of a dis at putative GM Lebron James, who in calling for “more help” this season was really criticizing the lack of flexibility caused by that spending spree.

Was he the one Draymond kicked in the nads, because that’s what I consider integral to their title last year.

Maybe the Cavs are in the “we’re already giving up 125 points a game without him, how much harm could he actually do?” mindset.

Wondering if Lebron is regretting killing all of the Cavs’ salary cap space/making a big deal out of Tristan Thompson last off-season when a 250-pound sack of potatoes (signed for the veteran’s minimum) would have sufficed.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

“Matt Barnes enters the game for Kevin Durant” -- something tells me Game 2 is over. However, Matt Barnes even seeing the floor could be salt in the wound and bulletin board material for Game 3, which I think takes place in mid-August.

When are the truth in advertising people going to make her change her name already

Maybe this is small Conforto, but perhaps your aspirations shouldn’t have been as Granderson.

I was going to abstain.. courteously.. but dammit sole proprietorships staffed by a single idiot need love.

She knows reefer when she smells it.

Check it out, he enjoys food and phones. I too consume organic matter and use telephony to communicate!

There’s nothing slow motion about giving up 7 runs in an inning to the blowful Pirates.